You might be an engineer if…

• your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place
• you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
• you look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys
• you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
• you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
• a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
• you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
• you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
• the salespeople at Best Buy can't answer any of your questions
• you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
• you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
• you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
• you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
• you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
• your lap-top computer costs more than your car
• you comment to your spouse that his/her straight hair is nice and parallel
• your favorite actor is R2D2